Eat my shit , because fuck it … if you can’t beat ’em , join ’em , isn’t that how the saying goes? After struggling to make it to the 1st of each month and not get kicked out of my condo for not being able to pay the rent … and doing so by quite literally surviving on 10 cent Mama soup and $1 rice and eggs after its been reduced to clear after midnight I must say I’ve turned a jealous eye towards Mistress Wael lately. Just today she came to drop off a few of my dildos she had borrowed while I was away , arriving on her newly purchased $2000 motorcycle before puttering off to …
I used to be a writer. Check that. Let me rephrase. I used to have so much fun writing that even though I sucked at it – mightily , it still made me giddy to sit down and write a story. When my creative writing teacher in Australia, Vladimir was his name announced to us on the last day of class that in some shape or form we were all officially “writers” , I smiled. Couldn’t wait to find some platform to write for , and little did I know that I’d be writing for my own website soon after. But damn, living in Australia that year was fun. Hilarious and fun. Here’s an example just off the top …
So my sin , the one that got my Onlyfans cancelled , was to talk about and show photos of the face sitting chair which Mistress Wael ordered and has arrived today. Apparently I was not supposed to mention toys that are not used for vaginal insertion and stimulation. Go figure that a face sitting chair … one that many guys are going to use every opportunity to vaginally stimulate a pussy with their tongue … got me suspended haha. Whatever. If you think I’m disheartened and defeated by losing my Onlyfans then go back and read one of my best stories called Maybe which tells you that there is no inherent good or bad news , only the possibilities …
The question of “would it be financial suicide to switch from Onlyfans to Loyalfans” got answered for me tonight when , out of nowhere , they suspended my account – and seized my money in doing so. Fine. Good riddance. Before I start rambling , let me post the url of my new home , well technically new … since I opened my Loyalfans last month as a “just in case Onlyfans does something cunty like shut me down.” <– good foresight eh? https://www.loyalfans.com/mistressjaa I posted this comment on my Twitter earlier tonight: “I would imagine the day an inmate gets walked to the prison’s front gate to be released ; that though he’s penniless and facing …
Voom 1 and Voom 2 WERE the best human toilet training videos that I had made to date. Until I made this one today. This one is both the best and the sexiest. I don’t have a name for it yet. Maybe I’ll just call it “The Sexiest Human Toilet Training Video Ever Made” and I’ll explain why. First the peeing on my slave part of the video. Let’s talk about that. There is all kinds of positions I can put my slave in to feed him. There are machines I can buy. He can be sitting up or laying down. Whatever. No position gives a more humiliating feeling than laying over a toilet waiting for me to …
I learned something these past two years – don’t climb over obstacles , just walk around them. Onlyfans, my bread and butter is banning porn effective October 1st – and it means absolutely nothing to me whatsoever. Yes , to you …. I can see that me saying OF banning porn being nothing to fear is akin to me playing the role of King Arthur and you guys playing the role of Tim the Enchanter … King Arthur: You got me all worked up! Tim: Well, that’s no ordinary news story King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-intentioned news you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so …
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Can a girl make a man cum just by looking at him? Well I don’t know about just any girl, but a Mistress can. I can, for certain. Which , paradoxically is an absurd thing to say because – I don’t suck dick. I mean, I do on very rare occasions. As I mentioned on my Onlyfans blog yesterday with the dildo cocksucking video I had loaded I mentioned that one of the last times I’d sucked dick was on my last boyfriend’s birthday. The TL:DR of which I just mentioned that I’d fed him a mushroom cookie and as a surprise as he was drifting off into the 4th dimension of being high … I whipped out his cock …
Four score and fifteen months ago my neighbour brought forth upon this world, a new virus, conceived in a lab, and dedicated to the proposition that its presence would fuck my life up royally over the next eighteen months. Now we are engaged in a great genetic war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. There’s an old saying we have here and it goes “shame on , umm , shame on … you … fool me you can’t get fooled again.” Well I’m here to say that I didn’t get fooled as royally as China would have liked because I …
My ( Mistress Wael ) Four Hour Tease & Denial for beginners to Femdom continues , this is part two of a four part series and covers the 5pm to 6pm part of his four hour ordeal. You can see part one of the video and read about it here in case you missed it. The video starts off with me looking for my bdsm backpack of toys which normally I keep in the bathroom because that is where I wash everything I use after the last session and I know I’m lazy to bring the bag to the table beside the sliding door. But this time that is where it was. Mistress Wael’s Four Hour Tease Video | Part …
