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  • FaceSitting | His Nose Went “Spleuk”

    FaceSitting | His Nose Went “Spleuk”

     

    Well it finally happened, we had a guy pass out from his FaceSitting session.  I guess it had to happen sooner or later as I’ve been catching on to the cheating games you guys play while down there and like a good repair girl, I’ve been plugging all the holes in the dam until finally there were no more holes to patch.  By that I mean, there are 3 types of cheaters that I’ve come to recognize, each playing his own game of self preservation while under my ass.

    There’s the guy who turns his head slightly to one side as I sit on him allowing him to breathe partially out of either side of the nostril he chose to rescue from my butt.

    Then there’s the head tilter guy, this is the guy who tilts his head up to the ceiling to allow a bit of air to enter through the top of his nostril while also allowing him more access than would normally be allowed with his tongue.  Cheeky, real cheeky … for whatever reason Brits try this the most often, must be because of their enormous noses.

    the walking dead facesitting zombieThen there’s zombie dude, right out of The Walking Dead.  This is the guy who opens his mouth as wide as he can but all crooked like so that his jaw looks like it got bashed in with the butt of Rick Grimes’s hand gun.  It allows the guy to be suffocated through the nose through the FaceSitting period but he sucks in air from his mouth making a noise similar to a zombie and thus why i call it The Walking Dead cheat.

    FaceSitting Cheaters:  I’m on to you 🙂

    I talked it over with Mistress Wael before today’s session and we came up with a viable solution.  I’m here to explain what we did so that you guys can think up of some fourth way to get past your FaceSitting count, maybe you’ll grow gills?

    The solution is a simple as Wax On , Wax Off , thank you Mister Miyagi from The Karate Kid.  Or in our case, Oil on , Oil Off, as in we apply a nice coat of oil to your nose just before the FaceSitting part of your session begins and invite you to wipe it off while your nose is slipped into the underwear part of my ass that wraps up your nose, and the slippery wetness of it all allows a nice tight wedge around your nose as part of it … underwear and all … slips into my butt hole.

    I’ve also done away with the sexy Victoria Secret satin lingerie panties and have gone for full cotton instead as that not only soaks up a great deal more oil, but when wet it creates a nice thick and damp seal for your nose.

    Mistress Wael was nice enough to hold the guys head down so there was no last second twisting upon the final seal of nose to ass and not wanting my expensive silk panties to go to waste I stuffed them crotch first into his mouth and let him suck something else while trying to breathe.

    The result?  Ah , the perfect sound of desperate gasping for air every time me or Mistress Wael lifted off his face, and saw his river of tears slosh over his face as he sucked in air for the 5 seconds we give him between rounds.

    facesitting jaa4u femdom Those of you who have done a FaceSitting session with me know that I start the counting at a very low manageable number like 15 and we work up from there, building up your FaceSitting resistance so to speak.  Well this guy who stated in his email many times that he could easily get to 100 and wanted to be truly tested didn’t even get to half of what he boasted he could do.  At 45 Wael pushed me off him and sure enough there he was passed out cold.  Now, I shouldn’t laugh, I mean it is kind of serious and I wouldn’t go to such serious lengths if by myself, but this Manchester guy had his nose so far up my ass that when Wael pushed me off it made a popping sound louder than what you would hear if we popped a champagne cork in the room.  Except the sound, loud as it was, sounded more like if I threw my period soaked tampon at a wall … “spleuk” , something like that.

    He came to with us rolling on the bed laughing and when he asked what was so funny all I could say back to him was “Spleuk”.  In fact, the sound was so memorable that this guys name in my email has been changed to Spleuky the FaceSitting guy.

    On a more serious note, it’s well obvious to me and Wael that counting to anything above 40 has increasing danger to it and I’m not going to push the limits of people unless she’s there to assist me.  Last thing I need is a guy to die from one of my FaceSitting sessions, even if it did mean going out with a smile on your face.  The hassle of it all isn’t worth it.  I’d have to go bury you, then get a gravestone and have “Here Lies Spleuky, A FaceSitting Caualty” carved on it.

    And my word of advice for the rest of you FaceSitting lovers?  Go buy some Gillyweed.

     

    Jaa xx

     

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  • Face Sitting | Erectile Dysfunction Cure-All

    Face Sitting | Erectile Dysfunction Cure-All

    Face Sitting is one of 3 actions that can guarantee a hard dick response from any man, including those with erectile dysfunction.  Men who are getting frustrated with themselves at not being able to get a hard-on either with a woman or even by yourself with masturbation must ask themselves this one question truthfully before running to go see a doctor for their problem …

    Do I need Actions like Face Sitting to Turn me On?

    Probably yes you do need something like Face Sitting.  What I mean by that is say for 80% of the men out there just seeing a sexy girl in a bar can make them get an erection and sustain it.  For them they are visually driven.  So the sight of me pulling down my jeans in front of a guy or sitting on the bed and pulling off my panties under my skirt like in this video, will make 80% of the men in the world incredibly hard instantly.

    But what about the other 20% who don’t get hard from seeing me half naked in front of them?  Is it because of their lowered hormone level or their age?  I doubt it, and i have 100’s of Face Sitting sessions as proof to back me up.  Because what i theorize is that the other 20% get aroused by action … or forced action to be exact, like forced Face Sitting.
    Why is sexual arousal any different than say how we learn in school?  How many of us, me included, didn’t do well in school because we don’t learn very well by listening and copying.  Here in Face Sitting hentai jaa4uThailand, that style of learning is epidemic, and since I have always learned better when i get to do something and touch something I disliked the way they taught me.  I need to be doing an action to learn more efficiently and when it comes to sexual arousal, so do men apparently.

    For some, seeing is not enough, nor is touching.  Just taking your hand and putting it on my breast while enjoyable to most still will not get an erection out of the 20% group.

    But if I take that same man by his chin and hold his jaw tight in my hand so he cannot move and slap him on his face before i pull him by his dick to the bed.  Then once he is tied down I take him by the back of his head and force his nose into my very smelly ass … guess what happens down below?  I get a dick that can chop down a tree that’s what happens.  And why is that?  Because for some the trigger for a rock hard erection is not in Viagra’s chemicals but in being made to do something that shamefully excites them.

     

    Face Sitting is one of those shameful triggers that produces a rock hard erection every single time.  Care to take a guess at what the other two are?  I’ll write about them next, for now if you can guess them correctly i’ll send you a special Face Sitting photo.  For now, i wanna write specifically about the Face Sitting trigger and why it works so well.

    It’s not just about taking somebody’s face and Face Sitting him so fast that makes him hard.  Part of that is the anticipation and has to be done slowly.  To hover over a guys face with panties on builds the visual and the sensual … the smell.  I won’t even touch his dick while i’m hovering like that either, i prefer to just touch or even tickle him a bit so he is thinking about anything but his dick.  Part of the problem with guys who say they cannot get hard easily is they think about it too much.  There is this anticipation of failure that leads to shame that he let me down or something, and so sometimes he will stop the whole show before his movie even starts.  So ya, most important is to get him away from thinking about his dick and tickling is a good cure for that.

    Even at the worst moment of your tickle torture i know that you are still not taking your eye off my ass and your nose for sure is not trying to avoid what it is smelling.

    “Say you want to smell my ass” i’ll even say something like that because when you say yes that you do then you are taking any views of what society thinks are right and wrong and just throwing them out the window.

    “i want to smell your ass” is the usual response.

    “beg me”

    Once he starts begging i have removed him from the world views that exist outside my condo door, replaced thoughts of his dick with thoughts of my ass, and have created desire to do something he knows he will love but have not given it to him as easy as he would like to have it.

    “then fuc*&ing sniff it, put your nose right on my ass” i will say by pulling his head up into my ass so his neck hurts.  This is forced Face Sitting with a twist in that he is forcing himself to get his head up high enough to make himself get to the Face Sitting position.  Or otherwise … an action.  I make him perform a fun humiliating action and suddenly his underwear trying to contain his red hard dick is as useless as reporting anal rape in Japan (small dick joke lol)

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    Give him a minute or sometimes two and he’ll collapse his head to the bed from the pain in his neck.

    “What you give up already?  But you want my ass you even said it.  So you’ll smell it now babe” and that’s when i’ll do some hard Face Sitting .  At this point the dick is so hard it is ready to cum with a little bit of motivation from my hand and I can choose to let him cum or keep him on the edge like that for as long as I like … with no thought from either of us that his dick could possibly get soft.  There is simply no chance for his dick to soften because i have removed the mental blocks he has had about his problem and given him instead what he needed , an action to perform.

    So before you run for the Viagra stop and ask yourself honestly what turns you on.  You will find, if you answered yourself truthfully, that the remedy you need is not in a little blue pill, it’s with me, your wife, or your girlfriend.  They just need to make you do the things you’ve always wanted to do.  The problem is, girls who can make you do things like that are a little hard to find.  Well, at least you found me 555 🙂

     

    Jaa xx

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