Tag: opinion

  • Camel Curves

    Camel Curves

    On the 3 hour bus ride home tonight from my mom’s house I saw one of my foreigner university teachers that taught me here in Bangkok some years ago and though he didn’t recognize me he was nice enough to let me sit beside him and talk after I introduced myself.  At the time I thought he was an excellent teacher, he was the first one to ever impress me and in that year, my first in university, i never missed one of his classes.  I told him i had a 4.0 GPA (A-) in his class because of how good he was and he answered back

    “see, you and the 10 others like you every year are why i don’t quit, why i can’t quit.”

    “Why do you want to quit?” I asked him, “you’re such an amazing teacher.”

    “Because i’m tired of being told to pass students that would otherwise be getting than a 1.0 GPA … or a D-

    Then it occurred to me to ask “how many like that do you pass” and he answered “over 80%

    Silence.

    [framed_box]And when he finished speakin’ He turned back toward the window Crushed out his cigarette And faded off to sleep And somewhere in the darkness The gambler he broke even But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep[/framed_box]

    That’s a shocking number but it sure explains a lot of things … like why i never go see a doctor in my country.  Me, being in the first 20% further clarifies for myself my relentless desire to put as much distance … measured in 1000’s of kilometers … from the  other 80% so I can finally get rid of this “guilty by association” cowbell you guys like to hang around my neck so often.

    bimodal“There’s this rare thing called a camel curve of distribution” he said, “that’s unlike a normal bell curve seen in the western world.”  I guess I don’t know everything, my major is in English and i hadn’t heard of a camel curve so I asked him to explain it.

    “I know on the first day of class every year that 80% of the students in front of me will fail, but if i want to keep my job i have to pass the majority of them.  Since there are little or no students in the middle of the curve, and the remaining 20% being the only actual intelligent students, teaching to anyone but them would be a waste of time seeing as though the F- group will get moved up to a C- anyways.”

    Suddenly, there on the bus, it all made sense why when studying abroad –  College seemed so very hard when I started.  In USA, Timmy the retardTimmy isn’t given a degree, a scalpel, and a patient to operate on.  I can’t tell you how stupid I felt the first month there, i went days without sleep trying to get myself even to the level of my Japanese friends who were also struggling.  I have this desire now despite my age which is telling me i’m too old to keep studying, to go do my Master’s degree abroad.  When i told that to Rob he said back…

    “Well then you would finally have something that has more value than second hand toilet paper.”  which offended me because I feel i am intelligent, on par with anyone foreign or domestic.  I worked hard for my degree in both places.  But i think he’s right.  After all, one does need a university degree here to both work at 7-Eleven and at an operating table.  In one case you have an 80% chance of getting the wrong change, in the other case you have an 80% chance of getting a lung mistaken for a kidney …

    haha … the other case means your ObamaCare looks pretty good now doesn’t it?  😛

    The Freedom Trail … ends in Boston Massachusetts but starts in Bangkok.  Know what else is in Massachusetts?

    Harvard.  Oh and … first hand toilet paper as well, all too good to pass up.  I’ll get on my camel and ride on over … camels can swim right?  🙂

    Jaa  xx

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  • Relationships | The Art of War

    Relationships | The Art of War

    Men cheat for the same reason a dog lick’s his balls, because they can.  On the other hand, us girls are sexually manipulative you might say and I would agree.  However, i’m only like that because you force me to be.  I started this year with many potential boyfriends in the stable and i’ve spent the first two months of the year finding their hidden agendas, unmasking their games, and revealing their true selves …leaving the stable empty once again.

    fp

    “Life is Full of Fake People” titles my Line, but this game of exposing men for their lack of chivalry is … well … i’m bored of it.

    Bored.  Bua.  Boring.

    Because whereas you like to ride into battle naked atop your horse thinking your words and actions all pompous like with lack of wit will keep me under your control, you fail to realize that i ride into battle with not only armor shield and sword, but also preparation at my back.

    Preparation in the form of research, study of my adversary, and a course of action.   So since i’m not likely to marry any of you guys as I can neither foresee someone wanting to marry a popular mistress nor someone with the financial stature i’m looking for to entice me to stop and go abroad, i’m therefore going to disclose to you some of my secrets, three to be exact.

    [blockquote align=”center”]“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War[/blockquote]

    I’ve checked every book written on power words to see if mine is included and in each case they’ve witlessly failed to include the most powerful word i know in the English language.  The word “really?” when delivered with a tone of voice as to suggest that what you are talking about is clearly over my head is ever so powerful.  I’ve had men caught in lies so many times, lies that they are beyond certain i can never find out about.  The power in that moment is undeniable, made only stronger by the power to dismiss it and feign ignorance instead.

    Beyond the moment of pity that I have for the guy caught in the lie is the river of sorrow i have to cross when I will soon cut him from my life.  Even for a girl with a Mistress personality like me, it’s a hard thing to do that leaves me in tears.  Not so much crying for the lost relationship, but crying for the mounting loss of faith in the male race as a whole.  At the moment that i swing the axe and let him know i’m severing relations, it’s an instant cut of all ties and communication forever that is painful to do always.  It’s the moment that i’m the weakest, but to them, it’s the moment that I appear to be the strongest.

    [blockquote align=”center”]“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War[/blockquote]

    The enemy is not the man i’m dating, but his girl’s of acquaintance, present and past, of whom I must know wholly and fully.  The man reacts to desire, he is laughably predictable in that way.  But while the man being the predator that he is can perfectly cover his footprints of deviance and deceit, it’s his prey that reacts wildly and carelessly and therein lies his demise.  Meaning, he can sweep up her hairs in the bedroom, password protect his phone, dry clean his clothes, plan his dates wisely, plan his excuses even more so but he will never be safe.  Because i’m not studying him, i’m studying her.

    ggThe battleground used to be tilted in favor of the man.  Information, unless I knew all his girls personally was hard to come by 10 years ago.  Then while in Australia I learned about the most catastrophic of men’s weakness’s, social media.  Not by his doing, by the compulsive desire of my female kin to wantonly show off their every move online in regards to their man.  You know, i’m gonna let you in on a little girls secret.  The ability to have several Facebook accounts is more powerful than the ability to have several passports.  That’s due to the fact that a passport can get me into a country whereas a second Facebook account can get me into people’s lives … especially other girls lives.

    In the race to define popularity by how many Facebook friends one has it’s shockingly easy to get accepted into the private world of all my enemy’s.  That’s akin to being in the opposing General’s tent and peering over his shoulder while he plans his every move.  The most valuable commodity i know of is information, with it there are no defeats.

    [blockquote align=”center”]“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War[/blockquote]

    In a world where the ability to conspire, deceive and cover up is fading like the last flickers of twilight thanks to the internet, there exists if one is sneaky enough to use it the ability to apply that reality to relationships.  However its sad that relationships have to be looked at like war, they shouldn’t.  There should be no battle.  I shouldn’t be an option for a guy, I should be his princess.  Love should be able to exist between two individuals, and yet it rarely does.  The only true love in the world is that found in family and to a dog.  Knowing that, it only makes sense that when considering a relationship i need to have won first, and then gone to battle.  That is the only way to ensure there is no battle in the first place.

    Maybe the more healthy solution is to not engage at all.  I am not a nation, but the principle still applies …

    [blockquote align=”center”]“There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War[/blockquote]

    I wonder what Sun Tzu would have written about social media?  I think he would abstain from using it.  I think that’s the guy i want to date next.

    Jaa xx

     

     

     

  • Secondary Element is Not-Jaa

    Secondary Element is Not-Jaa

    Jaa: What’s there to take? The experiment has just revealed its purpose. We don’t have to worry about contagion anymore… I know what this femdom lifestyle wants.

    Ronnie: What does it want?

    Jaa: It wants to… turn me into something else. That’s not too terrible is it? Most people would give anything to be turned into something else.

    Ronnie: Turned into what?

    Jaa: Whaddaya think?  Immortally beautiful?  Am I becoming a 28 yo goddess?  No, I’m becoming something that never existed before. I’m becoming… Not-Jaa.   Heh.  Don’t you think that’s worth a Nobel Prize or two?

    Ronnie: I don’t know what you’re trying to say.

    Jaa: I’m saying… I’m saying I – I’m a woman who dreamt she was a mistress and loved it. But now the dream is over… and the insect is awake.

    Ronnie: No. no, Jaa…

    Jaa: I’m saying… I’ll hurt you if you say i’m a Mistress.

     

    brundlejaaJaa : Samui, Jaa. Give me a disc. Uh, I need the last session results of Jaa Samui

    Computer: [displays presence of primary and secondary session elements]

    Jaa: [typing] If primary element is Jaa, what is secondary element?

    Computer: Secondary element is not-Jaa.

    Jaa: Run sequence.

    Computer: [identifies secondary element as Mistress Jaa]

    Jaa: [typing] If secondary element is Mistress Jaa, what happened to Mistress Jaa?

    Computer: Fusion.

    Jaa: [typing] Assimilation? Did Jaa absorb Mistress Jaa?

    Computer: Negative. Fusion of Jaa and Mistress Jaa at molecular-genetic level.

     

    March 17, 2011

    [email protected]

    to me,

    “Be careful Jaa that this job does not consume you and your real identity.  It’ll be easy to forget who you are, and become a fusion of the two at some point.”

     

    Lou Mannheim: Man looks in the abyss, there’s nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.

     

    Lost?  That’s a fusion of dialogue from the movie The Fly and my mind. I’m trying to get across to you the reason that my friend the original Jaa decided enough is enough and moved on with her life.  She promised me yesterday that before December I’ll regret taking over from her because I’ll completely lose myself.

    That would awful, I like who I am.  Outside of being a Goddess I’m actually sweet, I believe in love, and I love to accomplish goals.  I’ll heed her warning because that email from her first client is ominous, it was so foretelling that I have to respect it.

     

    spawnofjaa xx

     

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