“Hello, how old are you?” is the first thing Mistress Wael said to her daughter talking on Skype behind me as I am getting ready for what will probably be the last session I do at this condo I got for her and I. “Arai wa?” answers her 10 year old daughter which is the English equivilent of “huh?”, and Wael glances up at me with a look that is very much the same facial expression a bank employee would make with a gun to her head after improperly entering the code to the bank’s safe. “Tell me how old are you please?” she tries again slowing her speech down to the ridiculously slow speed that a foreigner might do ordering …
eing a mistress has evolved me faster than five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel evolved you, – you as in men in general. In fact, if this rate of evolution persists, it’s quite possible that i’ll be the first self-aware artificial intelligence well before google’s robotics division figures out how to stop their robots from walking like Gumby. Ha, won’t that throw a monkey wrench into Windows 11 if Cortana 2.0 has a mistress personality built into her; “oh ya, i’ll empty your recycle bin bitch , right after you lick my modem first” haha The speed of my evolution is proven in my photos as Jaa2 3.0 , or the Mistress I am now, looks absolutely nothing like …
Well, it hasn’t been an uneventful week that’s for sure. From talking guys at an all night dance party into letting me ink my name on their body, to making a girl so mad at a second Kao San Rd. dance club that security had to drag her out of the place screaming, my night life was all fun and games and pretty much normal nights out for me. It’s the sessions that have been the roller coaster lately, from new urethral sounding sessions that were a first for me to wanting to bash a guys balls in with a nail spiked hammer for wasting my time, my emotions have been up and down. The two lives are a bit related, …
When it comes to sexy bdsm wrestling sessions, jiu jitsu mistress Wael is my secret weapon. However I may have to pull out something top secret for my next session because suddenly sucking cock is on the table. We both went all in, he wins Wael and I have to get dirty knees, on the other hand if we win, he’s getting fucked with the biggest dildo I have, we call it Dino Dick. Before you break your finger scrolling to the session booking form think for a second. Do you think i would consent to sucking dick that easily? “Sun Tzu — ‘Every battle is won before it’s ever fought.” I’ve studied the Art of War. So trust me, by the …
A good massage in Bangkok is fairly easy to find. A sexy, talented masseuse that can and is willing to do an amazing Tease & Denial Massage is rare. Luckily, you can get that here now. The biggest waste of money in Bangkok right now is the happy ending massage. I know because I spend tons of time getting massages and have talked to many girls working there , thus I know that paying for a happy ending at the end of a massage is as satisfying as ordering an Italian dish in a Chinese Restaurant. Wrong! A perfect massage feels just as amazing as a perfect Tease & Denial session. Marrying the both together is an unforgettable 2 hour experience. …
