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tunisian bdsm

Where can I get a DeLorean in Bangkok?  Why would I need a DeLorean you ask?  Well, the idea came from this email …   Introduce Yourself : Your name, age, and country: Paul , 17 , Tunisia What are your interests for your session?  Strapon in my ass How Long of a Session would you like?  2 Hours With whom would you like your session with?  Mistress Jaa Pick a Date:   Email:   [email protected]   Wow 17 years old !   Those Tunisians start their kinky fantasies early I guess.  I’m relieved to know they’re all named Paul over in Tunisia , I was worried I’d have trouble pronouncing a Tunisian’s name.  Anyways, I’ve been doing email all morning and this was a …

twitter bird

I thought for sure i would win yesterdays trending twitter topic which was … My Tombstone in 5 Words and my answer? “Buried Holding his Chastity Key”     ya?  YA? come on.  That’s comedy gold right there. Bah, tough crowd, tough crowd lol   Jaa xx   [formcrafts id=’10805′ name=’Book A Session’ align=’left’][/formcrafts]