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Mistress Wael

A good massage in Bangkok is fairly easy to find.  A sexy, talented masseuse that can and is willing to do an amazing Tease & Denial Massage is rare.  Luckily, you can get that here now. The biggest waste of money in Bangkok right now is the happy ending massage.  I know because I spend tons of time getting massages and have talked to many girls working there ,  thus I know that paying for a happy ending at the end of a massage is as satisfying as ordering an Italian dish in a Chinese Restaurant.  Wrong! A perfect massage feels just as amazing as a perfect Tease & Denial session.  Marrying the both together is an unforgettable 2 hour experience. …

chastity box

When using Chastity i’m looking for that “holy shit” moment and “Fang” gives that to me every time. You see,  when you meet me your gonna have an instant hard dick let’s face it.  That’s before you see me in my lingerie after you shower.  It just gets worse from there because i’ll do nothing but bend over to pick up fang from the table and give you a glimpse of my sweet ass.  By the time i kneel down in front of you i might as well be kneeling in front of a rock protruding from a cliff. Now Fang … has teeth.  Semi-blunt spikes to be exact, but close enough … because even if you were absent the …

Cuckold Session | Chapter 1

This Cuckold session is truly one of my top 10 sessions ever.  It started out as a dinner & dancing session and ended up being a Cuckold Session with my customer cowering under the bed sheets of his hotel room crying at 4am.  I’ve told you many times before that i will never accept being someone’s second choice or an option.  I know what I deserve from a man, and that’s his full attention, respect, and commitment but unfortunately 99% of the male population is unable to come close to offering that which I expect. So here was my customer who had booked me for a 3 day session of “just pure submission” he said and since I really hate …

cuckold woman

Cuckolding – The Intellectual Sex Fetish … otherwise known as Take my wife please, Sir!  555 So Cuckolding what is it?  Cuckolding is one of my favorite fetishes but since it’s more of a lifestyle fetish rather than a session fetish my chances to have a Cuckold session are not many.  Now yesterday i finished the last day of a 4 day mistress | boyfriend style session where he wanted to know what it would be like to have a mistress for a girlfriend and so I introduced him to the world of Cuckolding which caused him to cry and leave on the first day.  But like a good little Cuckolding boy should do, he came crawling back after a night by …

Answering BDSM Email is Fun

Answering bdsm related emails as a Goddess is Fun, it gives me time to show off my humorous side …     Yes, Can.  I think i know who your friends are too … – Indian guy that is a consultant –             Jewish guy that sells shower curtain rings on the Internet         – black guy, I have no idea what his job is and I’ve known him for 13 years         – white guy that has a phd from Harvard in nuclear physics       – asian guy, used to sell drugs no idea what he does now         – guy we call …

outside the box

So five years ago I was sitting in my improv class in Toronto, 14 of us from all over the world thrown together in a 12 x 12 room, casting aside our language social and financial barriers and choosing instead kinship based on imagination and personality.  Whatever the demon is, for me it was trying to communicate in English, there is no better remedy than to act as stupidly as possible in front of complete strangers and then return their applause when they try to outdo my acts of foolishness.  The lesson i learned in those 16 weeks was not how to act, and certainly not how to communicate verbally but to realize that some people live their lives constantly thinking …

art of war

Men cheat for the same reason a dog lick’s his balls, because they can.  On the other hand, us girls are sexually manipulative you might say and I would agree.  However, i’m only like that because you force me to be.  I started this year with many potential boyfriends in the stable and i’ve spent the first two months of the year finding their hidden agendas, unmasking their games, and revealing their true selves …leaving the stable empty once again. “Life is Full of Fake People” titles my Line, but this game of exposing men for their lack of chivalry is … well … i’m bored of it. Bored.  Bua.  Boring. Because whereas you like to ride into battle naked atop your horse thinking …

foot worship

Foot Worship guys suck the way most men fuck, with no control.  “Doggy style” has a whole different kind of meaning if we’re talking about guys doing their foot worship duty which is a shame because the way you foot worship can either put me to sleep or can probably make me orgasm.  Since I’m tired of nodding off, I’ve decided to make the one stop guide to help you get around the galaxy of women’s feet better equipped.  Here then is my … Foot Worship Guide to Be A Foot Fuckin’ Master     There’s only 5 things you have to know to be the foot worship baddass you always wanted to be.  Memorize these 5 things and you’ll be …

jaa4ucom spaceballs toilet paper

90% of all my human toilet trainees swallow my poo successfully on their first try, this story is about why.  You see, if human toilet training sessions were like scat videos you’d go to your bathroom and shit every place but inside your toilet.  You don’t go pee on your mirror and shit on your toothbrush do you?  So get out of your world of internet porn and step into the reality of what my expectations are of you as my human toilet trainee.  As such, your job is to take the place of my toilet and do your job as well as my porcelain does so that my bathroom looks and smells exactly the way it did when i …