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Human Toilet Training | Map to the Golden Monkey

“Human toilet training session needed by me.  I’ve followed the map to the golden monkey and it’s led me to you.  Will you be the one to give me what I so desperately seek?” With my human toilet training sessions being priced at 15,000 baht per meal I thought that would dissuade people from even inquiring about sessions let alone book them, but noooooo.  Though I dropped Economics in University it seems I learned the laws of supply and demand well enough for it was a simple supply and demand equation that made me think long and hard about what men truly desire when it comes to all things related to poo and femdom. The simple recipe for creating uncontrollable …

Cheating.  Lying.  Bastard Slave.

Cheating, lying, bastard slave.  I followed the asshole today, having to see where he goes when he leaves my condo because something hasn’t been right the last day and half.  Last time I weighed my live-in slave on the 26th he was 87 kg, just four away from the goal I told him he would reach by being my submissive bitch for the month, and then suddenly just two days later he weighs in at 88.2 kg earlier this morning.  As I told you, this being the last week of his weight loss domination I’ve rationed his meals down to 2 mangoes and however much rice he wants to allot himself over these last 3 days which is about a …

Piss Cocktail | My Bloody Mary

The most wonderful moment for a man is that instant where a beautiful woman is about to pull down her panties for the first time and reveal the shape, size and contour of her bush, pussy and ass.  To my advantage, that’s also the time men are the most susceptible to suggestion. I played the panty strip part for all the juice I could get out of it today, as I ran my fingers down past my navel, clinched a bit of the tiny fabric on each side of my luscious hips and pressed the top little hairs of my trimmed pussy to his face as i pulled them down inch by inch.  It’s a trick, I admit it.  If …

Eating Shit |… Off the Menu

“I want to eat your shit Mistress” To which I say, “I really don’t care what you want” and if you cannot understand the esoteric subtleties of why that is perhaps you belong where you are , curled up on your bed with one hand on your dick and your other hand on your mouse clicking from one Brazilian scat porn clip to another. Being under my ass is a privilege not a right, one that is earned slowly over time and is granted to you only after I have made you become so far in love with me that you have proven to do anything that I ask of you except the greatest show of devotion.  We may be …

Human Toilet | Mistress’s Responsibility

90% of all my human toilet trainees swallow my poo successfully on their first try, this story is about why.  You see, if human toilet training sessions were like scat videos you’d go to your bathroom and shit every place but inside your toilet.  You don’t go pee on your mirror and shit on your toothbrush do you?  So get out of your world of internet porn and step into the reality of what my expectations are of you as my human toilet trainee.  As such, your job is to take the place of my toilet and do your job as well as my porcelain does so that my bathroom looks and smells exactly the way it did when i …

Pretty Pissy Pussy Bar

The Health Inspector, me, has closed down the Pretty Pissy Pussy Bar (say that 10 times fast) due to a presence of a foreign contaminant which has turned my vaginal lemonade into a shady form of orange juice.     I went to the hospital already about it to ask why I can’t pee at all since my last toilet training session and the doctor said I controlled my pee too much and that caused a reaction in my kidney.  Then he warned me that if i still try to control my pee during this time it will get worse so I am cancelling the rest of my WaterSport and Toilet Training sessions this week.  He gave me 4 tablets of …