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Silent Dignity

Well I got released from the hospital yesterday and I suppose the good news is that the pain has subsided enough that I can focus long enough to type something without passing out.  The bad news then I guess is that the pain I’m in is still excruciating and I’m still bed ridden.  Which obviously means that unless one wanted to come over and stare at this tearful mess that I’ve become for  your two hours of femdom fun – there will be no sessions any time soon.  I’m estimating at least a week , maybe two. What to take away from this experience?  Well, now that I’ve had to spend well over $5,000 in European or American currency this …

The Ralph Wiggum Effect

This is more a bit of friendly advice than a story intended for those who not only want to live here but are going to be raising kids here. Everything the baby hears should be in your mother tongue right from the day it’s born.  No exceptions. If the mom doesn’t speak your language , that’s fine , but make sure the television shows , the books , the YouTube videos and most importantly the school is subjecting your kid to your language 90% of the time. The result?  Well it’s like running a marathon.  Nobody is declared a champion after the first 500 meters and it’s not until the first 5km are over that you start to get some …

Ass Crack and Ham

R – D – T – S – TH The five sounds we can’t make when trying to speak English because our language comes from our throat with little to no movement of the tongue or jaw needed whatsoever.  To help myself overcome this problem I read a lot of Dr.Seuss even though I was 13 at the time and the books were below the level I should have been reading at.  No other book was as repetitive as Green Eggs & Ham and there were nights where long after everyone had gone asleep I’d be sitting in my bed trying to say “i would not could not in a bed” … which struck me as an atypical thing to say for …

Human Toilet Training | Map to the Golden Monkey

“Human toilet training session needed by me.  I’ve followed the map to the golden monkey and it’s led me to you.  Will you be the one to give me what I so desperately seek?” With my human toilet training sessions being priced at 15,000 baht per meal I thought that would dissuade people from even inquiring about sessions let alone book them, but noooooo.  Though I dropped Economics in University it seems I learned the laws of supply and demand well enough for it was a simple supply and demand equation that made me think long and hard about what men truly desire when it comes to all things related to poo and femdom. The simple recipe for creating uncontrollable …

Hard Ass Tough Bitch Mistress

Here’s a story to show you how much of a hard ass tough bitch Mistress I am. You guys always ask me in email why I’m so open with you about how much I dislike living here.  Abhor is a more appropriate word actually , but the answer lays not within me alone but within all Mistress’s of this website both past and present. To explain I’ll try to encapsulate what happened today as I spent time separately with the original Mistress Jaa and then Mistress Wael and though we are all three different people there is a common thread that runs between us all. I thought we were having fun tonight Wael and I , we were messing around …

Sucking Cock | It’s ok until …

Oh…my…God… I just read your latest post !! I just read it while there is football on tv and my housemate is on the other sofa, so no touching, but just reading it I got so hard and I had to email you. Ahh your attitude is just everything so perfect. The teasing with the kiss…I always think that kissing is the most intimate thing two people can do. Being teased with a kiss from your sexy mouth would be even more frustrating than being teased by your pussy. I would do anything. And like in the blog post, I will say that I mean anything! Even sucking cock for you…   Sean’s email to me turned on two light …

“Stop Teasing Me” | A Double Entendre

So after seeing Warcraft a few weeks ago I’ve been playing World of Warcraft for the first time since Jaa introduced me to the game a few years back when I saw her bouncing around picking up rocks and flowers on her Druid for the first time.   She loved gathering resources so much that she had well over 1 million gold , she was Wow’s financial queen – but couldn’t kill anything worth a damn, and if she did it’d take her well over a minute. I, on the other hand, have found that splitting somebody’s skull in half with a Great Axe gets the job done in a whole different manner.  The point being that in the end, …

What’s Eating Mistress Wael’s Grape?

All men in general have this shared fantasy about finding a perfectly innocent yet somewhat homely looking girl that no other man has discovered yet , who is like a diamond in the rough – for when polished with the right makeup , new clothes , alluring hairstyle , she suddenly blossoms into a stunning princess before their eyes.  Then of course they’ll take such rare pristine beauty and bang the hell out of her much the same way a cat pisses on a dumpster to claim it’s territory, but hey that’s men for ya. Such a girl exists , in fact she’s standing right behind me as I write this , blow drying her hair to look pretty for …

Not Perfectly Thai | Perfect None-the-Less

I could tell instantly from the look of horror written across my masseuses eyes that the first thing she had seen on me as I turned over to lay on my back was the massive black and blue morass that infested both my shins.  It concerned her so much that she delicately avoided the area entirely as her massage progressed from my feet up towards my thighs.  At last she couldn’t take it any longer I guess and she meekly whispered so as to be barely audible by anyone else but us : “You shouldn’t let him hit you like that.  Take it from me , I would leave him tonight, right now.”  To which my immediate response was simply, …