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Impregnate the Bitch

Come on girl, tell us what you REALLY think !!   … with regards to my time spent in Europe. A great many of you have emailed me this week trying to squeeze a bit more juice out of the lemon, apparently I didn’t talk enough about my true feelings about my summer in Europe.  So many of you are from Europe so it’s understandable why you’re all so curious as to what a foreign Mistress thought about your homeland. Frankly , I bite my tongue a whole hell of a lot when I write for this blog.  If you’ve been reading between the lines in the stories categorized under My Opinion , then you no doubt know that my …

Red Dress Mistress at the Eiffel Tower

I’m wondering , how many Thai girls from the village slums have stood in front of the Mona Lisa at the Louvre and soaked in the brilliance of Leonardo da Vinci’s masterpiece?  By my estimation , there may be 10 of us in the country who would even recognize the name let alone match it with his most famous painting so to answer my own question – i’d say none. It’s not their fault , their naivety is a product of the Logan’s Run philosophy of schooling here where we’re taught “nothing exists outside these walls.”  But let me humor you with a silly dream of mine that I’ve had since I was about six years old. I’ve had this …

Wonder Woman

So my email is overwhelming me with nice folks concerned about what the results of the biopsy were.  I’m ever so pleased to say that although I do have an abnormal cell cluster in my stomach the chances of it becoming cancerous are very small and furthermore, the doctor said with simple treatment the body should be able to get rid of it inside of a year and a half. Upon hearing the news I felt numb , well actually I felt numb the entire day right up until I saw the doctor in her office , but after weeks of expecting the absolute worst sort of news my body took the happy result in stride.  That is until I …

Tears in the Rain

Live alone, cry alone. I have all these one paragraph attempts at recalling the sexiest sessions of the week but honestly I just can’t put pen to paper right now … or “finger to keyboard” which is more true but doesn’t sound as romantic.  I feel like one of those Charlie Brown comic strips where he’s got a storm captioned above his head or maybe just the word “sigh” with a contorted look on his face. My stomach hurts so much from worry that I literally cannot stand up straight to walk from my sofa here to the bathroom, I instead look like a hunched over grandmother of 90 years old trying to make the ten meter walk.  Instead of …

To Whom / or Whatever It May Concern :

Dawn has yet to break and rather than the quiet serenity that befells my condo at this early hour , there is an ominous weight in the air as the minutes feel like hours as they pass while I sit and wait for the scariest day of my life to unfold. It’s been a week of reflection for me.  Reflection on the thing that matters the most :  life itself.  Close friends of mine have always had a good laugh at the cows I paid for to save their lives when they were sick , and the ostriches I’ve saved , the baby birds I’ve nurtured that were found behind my house when I was young.  The common thread through …

The Walking Dead S07 | Plot Matters

The Walking Dead Season 7 has convinced me that we as a society have not taken the proper measures to ensure all the smart people in the world have been getting laid and pro creating since the turn of the century. That’s right.  Since about the mid 1990’s people like Steven King , Arthur C. Clark , Stanley Kubrick ; and all other writers of the same quality died without any girls making sure they produced offspring.   Well Steven’s not dead but he’s a Red Sox fan so I hold out no hope for his children to have the willpower to write.  (yes i realize that doesn’t make much sense but I’m writing this while hungry and munching on broccoli so …

Poverty Explained in 3 Stories

Nah it’s not that bad (living in a poor country). I live on the American Embassy compound with a pool, gym, bar, tennis court etc.  My co-worker and I are members of the American club which has even better facilities and there are some nice pockets in these places with cool restaurants and stuff. I think you might enjoy this lifestyle. I know you have an insatiable thirst for knowledge and learning and I know you are interested in people. In a different life or maybe even in this life, if you wanted, I reckon you would make a great anthropologist! You said you would be miserable living somewhere poor like this but I think you underestimate yourself. Living in these …

How Resident Evil drove me to German

I had an epiphany last week.  It occurred while I was watching the latest Resident Evil movie.  I spend 2 hours each and every day pretty much sitting in a movie theater watching a movie that I absolutely hate because watching it makes me stupid.  Hollywood thinks I am an idiot. It’s as if the day after Roger Ebert died the entire movie industry let out a huge sigh of relief and said,  finally we can make movies as dumbed down as we want.  The movies now are so fucking bad that it makes me sick to my stomach to have to sit through one of them. At one point in Resident Evil I stopped watching the movie to do two …

A Novel Idea

I have goals that I write down at the start of every year month and week , for without a clear direction time can be wasted , and isn’t that the ultimate sin since we’re around on this planet so briefly? Woke up this morning to find an email from my friend telling me that George Michael had died on Christmas Day and I thought , come on really – him — HIM ?  I posted my disbelief on my Twitter and got an instant reply from somebody saying “get used to it , it gets worse.”  That reply bugged me so much that I deleted my post and I tried to reflect a bit on what it might be …

One Foot – To the Other | Merry Christmas

“How?” I said , can I be glad and sad – but a person goes from one foot to the other. Christmas, that lonely, lovely crowded place in our heads. At Christmas, some of us hunger for a larger family life than perhaps we had. We were a family of three, we could never afford a holiday feast let alone a gift. But I had dreams , even living in a country where Christmas is only an un-celebrated day off , the books I had read always made me dream of friends , Santa , and gifts under a pine tree. Thank you dreams.  You are the large family which comforts. It doesn’t have to be typical. Just as I …