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I wanted to get laid this week. I thought I was going to get laid. The pussy trap , I thought, had been set properly, and it was just a matter of reeling the shark in , ie: get him back to my new condo. But I didn’t get laid, somewhere along the line I fucked up because the shark swam away. Ya you read that right, once the metaphors have been tossed in the toilet it reads as such : “the hot dude didn’t want to fuck me.” So let’s put on our nerd slayer super sleuth dectective’s Fedora hat , turn up the collar on our Private Eye style raincoat , and slither back into the shadows …
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Who am I? That’s not a rhetorical question for you, its a self-reflective inquisition of myself. If I look at the bright side of things – and god knows that’s been hard to do this month – I could step back and say that I’m just maturing from the mid 20’s girl I was when I started writing for this site to the “not quite” mid 30’s woman I am now , and with time has come a decade of change that makes me wince at who I was , right up to about a year ago. Now some might say it took this cancer in my chest to bring about change but in truth its been this whole last …
3 months. 0 sessions. And I am still alive. Wow. Not only that … I feel better and stronger and way more sexy than me in March. In March I was 65 kg. Today I hit 59kg … yes down 6kg. Why? How? I learned a new English word lately … budget. How to budget 500 baht to last one month for food. Actually I learn a lot of new english word lately and it really fuck up my Thai. 2 example. Yesterday I went to buy mint from across the street the girl sale all the vegetebles on her cart. I had no idea anymore how to say mint in Thai. I kept saying “mint, mint, mint” to …
I was trying to read, but the damn thing kept looking at me out of the corner of it’s eye. I can tell when I’m being eyeballed – call it a Mistress’s sixth sense. No matter how much of my body – dressed head to toe in stockings and Domina attire – I partook to cover up , still I was being incessently eyeballed. “Alright” I said, slamming my “Pandemics for Dummies” book on the sofa and watched it bounce twice like a rock skipping across a lake before landing upside down and open faced on the linoleum floor. I struted toward it , pushing my cleavage – which was aching to burst from within the tight latex top it …
There’s been a hell of a lot of scratchin’ pussy going on around here lately. The question I’ve been asked the most , daily , is ‘how are ya hanging in through this Covid thing?’ and the answer I’ve given time after time makes you guys squirm in your pants and scream in frustration no doubt. I’m fucking horny. Every … single … available … white … cock has fled the city. Leaving me to sit on the sofa here with two fingers of my left hand burried inside my ‘puss all day long as I do things on the computer with the right hand. I shit you not … I cum about 10 times a day now. It …
Covid-19 , if I’m wrong, then this viral spread will appear severe, but in reality will only last a few months , and slowly but surely everything will return to a somewhat normal state at first – and eventually we’ll return to life as we once knew it with nothing much changing. Fuck. If I’m right though …. IF I’m right …. then this is a necessary planetary culling , one that will wipe out a significant % of the global population and will cause society to hit a reset button of sorts. But on the other side lays a better humanity. After all, I’m already seeing better behaviour in all sorts of men and women. Since I have …
Last Sunday I finished my 200th Tinder date since January 1st of this year. Some might call that excessive. I call it a thorough examination of man’s behaviour patterns. This isn’t going to be a horny ‘grab your dick’ kind of story but rather an interspective of not only how I’ve changed so much this year as a Mistress but also a good snapshot of how my brain is currently wired a fortnight before my 3rd European Femdom Vacation. It’s also surely going to piss a few of the alpha males off who read me on a regular basis. It’ll definitely leave some with a “who the fuck are you to treat us men like that” kind of taste …
“It’s just embarrassing, that’s what it is. I mean, there’s no way a girl should even consider telling me what to do and there’s actaally no way I’d obey. So listen, I’ll be here when you’re ready to date a real guy, but first … you’ll have to stop being a girl like that.” This, written to me by an ESL teacher who’s chances with me were fading quicker than LeBron James’ hairline having being rebuked in twenty two consecutive emails , is a microcosm of the attitudes pervasive throughout most men looking to date in this city. That he went on to call me a prostitute one sentence later and then ended that email by verbally “leaving the door …
