There’s a total protonic reversal going on in the upcoming month of March.
That’s right, you heard me, I’m talking Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff.
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Two weddings back to back ! A one week long session ! Dogs and cats living together !
Mass Hysteria !!!
It had to happen right? What with Einstein’s theory of relativity finally proven to be true last week, we now know that it’s possible to bend time and space. That’s what’s happening here, how else could so many once in an era events be taking place so close to one another in March? Isn’t it clear? What’s happened is that space and time have folded upon itself , converging on a particular point in the month of March. How else could one explain both of my last two friend’s weddings falling within the same week?
Then as time re-expands, what was surely meant to be a 2 hour session got stretched as the elasticity of space returns to cover it’s normal measurement and the session time got stretched with it to now cover a one week period of time. Bizarre n’est pas?
My whole building is a huge super-conductive antenna that was designed and built expressly for the purpose of pulling in and concentrating sexual turbulence. Your goddess lives in the corner penthouse of Dick Central.
So as a result of this disturbance in the space time continuum , I’m announcing that I won’t be booking any sessions in March from the 7th to the 13th and then again from the 18th to the 27th.
Anybody who is in desperate need of a focused, non-terminal repeating orgasm, or a Class Five full-roaming cumshot (real nasty one, too!) can go ahead and book Mistress Wael. Send her a form request below.
And there you go , that’s my best attempt at making an “i’m busy in March” post seem amusing.
…and seriously, they’re remaking Ghostbusters? How does one hope to top that which is already perfect? Dan … Dan … Dan … (shakes head disapprovingly)