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The Bastard, The Bitch, and the Virus

I am fucking gutted….. My boyfriend has decided to split up with me. He think’s that our age gap is too big,  what, with me being 25 yo and he being 19. I wish he told me that 10 years ago……   It’s interesting that this joke is worth a chuckle when written as-is , but if I flip it and rewrite it as such … “He think’s that our age gap is too big, what, with me being 19 and he being 48” then the comedy of the situation is replaced with a creepy pedophilia type of overtone. Yet that’s the case in a majority of all Thai – Foreigner relationships.  Suddenly there’s no comedy or creepiness, it’s simply “ok” to which I ask …

Law of Conservation of Matter

The reason you’re gaining weight is because I’m losing it.  Law of Conservation of Matter, it’s gotta go somewhere. I’m reminded of  back when I was, like, 16 and had moved out of the slum village for over a year and discovered KFC enough times that I had grown a cute tummy.   But when I started losing a bunch of weight, my Gay friend who is still my best shopping partner, legitimately got mad at me because that’s how he thought the Law of Conservation of Matter really worked and he was afraid that since we did everything together, he’d end up “absorbing” some of the weight I was losing. Anyways, I lost about 1/8 of my body weight in the following 6 months …

Deepthroat Tracheotomy

Saying you want to be Face Fucked and then guiding my dildo to the side of the throat with your tongue is like trying to get a little bit pregnant.  It’s a cheap trick, it pisses me off, so don’t do it.  As the guy found out tonight you’ll be punished by me or by my ladyboy friend mercilessly.  We don’t want to hear fake moans, contrived breathing difficulties or see unnecessary thrashing of your feet and hands. What we want, unequivocally is for you to accept the last inch, have her balls press deeply into your chin, and if that destroys your throat and makes you gag her cock back up then so be it. So tonight even though …

Wash ‘n’ Blow

“I might want to suck a cock, I don’t know.” “I’m curious about it, but not in the sense that I want to be with a guy, I’d just like to know you know?” “not for me but if you made me I guess I’d have to” “can we maybe involve a ladyboy and if we could could she use me even if I didn’t want to because I think it would disgust me at first.”   Could you guys be any more on the fence about sucking dick?  I’m going to tell you how I solved the problem of the wishy washy guy who didn’t quite know if getting past second base with a ladyboy was really his thing …

Sub in the Club | Down and Out

What’s happening in the picture?  Let’s see how well you know me.  Am I as wild as you may think I am … Or am I an innocent horror freak who had my evening boringly interrupted?  Below I’ve written two scenarios briefly outlining the events that led up to this moment, one being false and one being the honest truth of how things went down.  Read each of them and cast your vote for which you think is the proper account of things.  I’ll post the result next Friday. Edit:  Down and Out is the true account of events.   The Sub in the Club It’s been a quiet week having only accepted three sessions, two on the Monday and the other on the …

Cathartic Cactil Concoction | Prick :)

Now hold on, before you start pulling the blankets up over your eyes and cringing like you just saw a fat woman face sit Elmo, allow me to comfort you by saying that using a cactus to destroy a man’s balls can indeed be cathartic … IF the proper steps have been taken beforehand to seduce his brain into thinking so.  Thus, to accurately set up the how and why of using my beloved beauties as sandpaper for his balls while I impaled him on my rubber dick, you need to first know the ‘what’ , as in the what happened beforehand to set up his session like this. Obviously this isn’t the kind of session I’d do for a first-timer …

20 kg Lighter | As Real As it Gets

It took 34 days for my slave to lose 20kg or 44lbs living as my willing submissive captive in my condo.  But this story is not about what he lost, it’s about what he gained which is a far deeper understanding of just how surreal the slave mistress relationship can be once free of the 2 hour session restraint.  A bit too surreal for even though he extended his contract on the 30th for another 14 days, he then asked me yesterday to be let out of the remaining 9 days so that he can end our relationship. He asked to be let out not because of mental strain inflicted from my weight loss domination, nor did he ask to …

computer crash test

test after crash having tons of problems this week with the website and my computer , trying to fix it. hey at least i can log in again.  that’s a start. oh look at that i can post again now too.  can i load a photo , let’s see. Yes!  Victory. Ok gonna do email and then write something that’s actually interesting for you guys by this afternoon. How much you wanna bet this thunderstorm knocks out the pow