I thought for sure i would win yesterdays trending twitter topic which was … My Tombstone in 5 Words and my answer? “Buried Holding his Chastity Key” ya? YA? come on. That’s comedy gold right there. Bah, tough crowd, tough crowd lol Jaa xx [formcrafts id=’10805′ name=’Book A Session’ align=’left’][/formcrafts]
Men cheat for the same reason a dog lick’s his balls, because they can. On the other hand, us girls are sexually manipulative you might say and I would agree. However, i’m only like that because you force me to be. I started this year with many potential boyfriends in the stable and i’ve spent the first two months of the year finding their hidden agendas, unmasking their games, and revealing their true selves …leaving the stable empty once again. “Life is Full of Fake People” titles my Line, but this game of exposing men for their lack of chivalry is … well … i’m bored of it. Bored. Bua. Boring. Because whereas you like to ride into battle naked atop your horse thinking …
Foot Worship guys suck the way most men fuck, with no control. “Doggy style” has a whole different kind of meaning if we’re talking about guys doing their foot worship duty which is a shame because the way you foot worship can either put me to sleep or can probably make me orgasm. Since I’m tired of nodding off, I’ve decided to make the one stop guide to help you get around the galaxy of women’s feet better equipped. Here then is my … Foot Worship Guide to Be A Foot Fuckin’ Master There’s only 5 things you have to know to be the foot worship baddass you always wanted to be. Memorize these 5 things and you’ll be …
90% of all my human toilet trainees swallow my poo successfully on their first try, this story is about why. You see, if human toilet training sessions were like scat videos you’d go to your bathroom and shit every place but inside your toilet. You don’t go pee on your mirror and shit on your toothbrush do you? So get out of your world of internet porn and step into the reality of what my expectations are of you as my human toilet trainee. As such, your job is to take the place of my toilet and do your job as well as my porcelain does so that my bathroom looks and smells exactly the way it did when i …
The Health Inspector, me, has closed down the Pretty Pissy Pussy Bar (say that 10 times fast) due to a presence of a foreign contaminant which has turned my vaginal lemonade into a shady form of orange juice. I went to the hospital already about it to ask why I can’t pee at all since my last toilet training session and the doctor said I controlled my pee too much and that caused a reaction in my kidney. Then he warned me that if i still try to control my pee during this time it will get worse so I am cancelling the rest of my WaterSport and Toilet Training sessions this week. He gave me 4 tablets of …
After my second bdsm wrestling Fight of the week the score is Snowball’s Chance 2 Hell 0 . Yes he had me pinned to the bed at one point (happens in every bdsm wrestling session at the start) … with my hands pressed against the headboard and his feet locked inside my legs i could feel his dick pushing into my underwear. But with the point of the dagger pointed at my pussy I ripped it out of his control and killed the beast. bdsm wrestling has a way of doing that to my victims haha. But then again, it wouldn’t be bdsm wrestling without a complaint or two right away … “it’s not fair you grabbed my balls” Oh cry me a river. I …
I get it, period play grosses you out, but hey if drinking from my furry cup when there’s a red moon rising isn’t your cup of tea – relax. This period play fetish is about a whole different time of the month, in particular : yours! For a proportion of women, having a guy go down on them while they’re feeling crampy and grotty is not fun. that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re repressed or afraid of their own womanhood – they’re just not into it. I’ve been wanting to transfer that opinion over to men somehow so they can get a taste of what it’s like to actually have a period, let alone having a guy put his tongue in …
Email Domination lets me ask myself this question about us… Can i get you to surrender your heart, mind and soul to me through email? Yes. Is it dangerous for you? Most definitely. Can you resist? No, not a chance 555 I wanted to solve my most popular email question, “can I keep worshiping you and talking to you until i get back to Bangkok?” Yes now you can. I have been doing privately with two clients Harry and Jerry which is a little too close to Tom & Jerry for my liking lol. I suddenly don’t mind doing 100 email domination emails a day if there’s money, fun and domination in it, and really since Time is Money, …
For Ass Worship, I clearly have the sexiest ass in Asia. Hands down, done deal, end of story. I simply own Ass Worship. Or do I? I pride myself on my ass, I know for a fact that if you ask 100 guys what part of my body drives them crazy, all 100 will answer back saying my ass. My ass sets up all my femdom sessions because I know the lowly foot worshiper has aspirations of making the climb from the soles of my foot to where the air is a bit thinner up around my ass. They all want to reach the summit of my ass and make camp for as long as they can not knowing that …
Regarding Sweaty Foot Worship, the problem i have the most is … It’s hard to forget to not do something that you always do. What? That sentence is as hard to swallow as a man’s excuse. Well here are some things that I forget to do. Feed the fish. Take stickers off my new jeans. Taking out the garbage. Or for you men, flushing the toilet, putting the toilet seat down, your wife’s name when you cum. Now here are some things that I always do. Go running. Wipe my ass. Take a shit. Scratch pussy. Ok well maybe not in that order but you get the point. Things that seem normal for me to do i tend …